What do Vegetarians need when they do homework?
Peas and quiet.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Celery.
Celery who?
Celery your fruit and I'll sell you my veggies.
Why did the fig take a prune to the movies?
Because it couldn't find a date.
Favorite food-strawberries
Favorite vegetable-cauliflower
Most unusual place she has eaten vegetables-on horseback
Mariah likes drawing and horses writing and telling jokes.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold outside!
Why did the carrot wear shoes?
Because he had b-onions on his feet.
